Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts

Piers Morgan, arrogant, ignorant and a "pea-brained twit"

Okay sooo... it being exams and all meant mucho insomnia, therefore I decided to go on a nice scour of the web looking for interesting and banal stuff to read, this is where I came across Piers Morgan's website (this obviously falling into the "banal" catergory). On this site I found his "daily rants" one was about Twitter... he is a dick, I complained, this is what I wrote:

I hate the way people do this. We get it, you don’t like it, but there is clearly something about it people enjoy. Some of the most talented, intelligent and interesting people are on it, many of whom are far more successful and influential than you could ever hope to be you ignorant little man. It is clear just from this that it isn’t perhaps as “purile” as you state. From twitter I’ve had the opportunity to feel connected to some of my heroes, people who have had a massive influence upon my life such as Stephen Fry and Eddie Izzard, I’ve been able to receive updates from NASA and the astronaut Mike Massimino who actually tweeted from space and I’ve spoken to new like minded people from all over the world. What is brilliant about it is it’s simplistic nature, you don’t spend hours on it as with facebook and myspace, you merely log on, update and see what others are up to. It doesn’t take over your life and you can still go out and talk to “real” people. I’m not saying you have to like it, that would be idiotic, I’m saying just accept just because you don’t understand it don’t just assume it’s stupid. And another thing, these “pea-brained little Twits” are your fans, respect them as they respect you.


Harsh? maybe a little... True? 100%.

Am I unintentionally stalking Jimmy Carr?

Can you stalk someone unintentionally?

On 5th March I went to Halifax to see Jimmy Carr which was simply amazing, definitely the best show he's done so far; afterwards I even got to meet him briefly as he did the signing thingy he does which was the best Birthday present I could possibly ever get. This was all very exciting and not very stalkerish as well... if no one went to see his gigs he would be incredibly unsuccessful. This was then followed the next week by sending him a "tweet" on Twitter and actually getting a reply, this was exciting and I was thrilled as he answered a question I'd be thinking about for a while [It was about his next DVD title, apparently it is probably to be "Telling Jokes" making the set read "Live, Stand Up, Comedian, In Concert, Telling Jokes" which I love in my OCDish way]. This I don't think is stalkery either... yes perhaps I have sent a few too many tweets previously before receiving a response however he hasn't exactly been inundated with them; I'm being normal honest.

What I worry about though is that, owing to Twitter, I sort of unintentionally know where he is all the time; I don't seem to do it with other celebrities I follow but with Mr Carr I always seem to remember where he is, which leads to people questioning my reasons for that. In addition to this I actually ended up in the same town as him on Friday as I went to see Heather in Aberyswyth which is pretty distant from where either of us live.

So far I think I can say it isn't really stalking however I do worry I may slip into it accidently, if I see him again I shall run away and remove myself as a follower, it's just not healthy.

[In addition, guess who is tagged most out of all my blogs... you guessed it, The Carr himself :S]

Twitter!

I now have an unbelievably time absorbing life stealing addiction in this new hyped-up website Twitter... some people get it, some don't but personally I am addicted and it is quite difficult to see why I guess...

For those of you who live under rocks in small sheds across the world, "Twittering" is basically micro-blogging where you write your opinions, moods, activities and whatever else it is you feel like in a sentence under 140 characters and your "followers" can read what you're up to. I personally don't get up to a lot, and so (as you can see in the right hand column) my Tweets are generally pretty dull, possibly partially because instead of going out and living a life which would be worth twittering about I am in fact at home on my computer twittering... it's a vicious circle. What I personally love about it is the way I can follow celebrities, I have a strange love of celebrity culture, but not celebrities sake I love Stephen Fry (@stephenfry), Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr), Jonathan Ross (@wossy), Phil Jupitus (@JupitusPhilip), Eddie Izzard (@eddieizzard), Dave Gorman (@Dave_Gorman) [To name but a few] all of whom I can follow on Twitter and find out what they are up to! It's amazing I love it.

I can completely understand why some people "Just don't get it" but for me it's charming simplicity is truly wonderful and I have great fun refreshing repeatedly to find out what the people I most admire are up to. Basically it's the acceptable face of stalking....

Give it a try, you might not like it,you might find it "lame" but I strongly recommend at least giving it a go. What have you go to lose?

P.S. I also recommend
http://www.valebrity.com/ if you do use it to follow celebrities as it will inform you as to who is real and who is a dirty imposter